I think I figured out why cookies have such an impact on Phoenix... It's that damned Elmo and his flippin' friends on Sesame Street. Everything revolves around cookies! Today's topic on Elmo's world was: Helping Each Other, and the little was helping her mother do what? BAKE COOKIES! And in the cute little songs they sing throughout the show, there's always a reference to cookies! I know what you're probably thinking, 'Why is she watching the idiot box, anyway?' Well, my friends, it's the only thing that will keep her from getting into things while I get ready for work in the morning... Is that a crime?
